The following is a list of quotes and catchphrases used by Karl in Super Monday Night Combat.
- I'm s-s-so c-c-cold.
- I'm c-c-cold
- I'm... cold...
- I'm on fire.
- Time to "pop the cork", as they say. (2 versions)
- Oh my, that is a rush. (2 versions)
- Ouch! (2 versions)
- Dear! (2 versions)
- That's going to require stitches. (2 versions)
- Oh my! (2 versions)
- I quite enjoy the adrenaline fueled thrill ride that is plummeting myself. (2 versions)
- Love the outfit. (2 versions)
- Remember, gravity was your true adversary here. (2 versions)
- Ugh, that took forever! Such an outtdated, inefficient way to learn. (2 versions)
- The stimulation of mid-brain neurons via newly acquired expertise, is it's own reward. (2 versions)
- I'll file that one away, along with my expertise at cooking, crossword puzzles and breeding rituals. (2 versions)
- Excellent choice! (2 versions)
- I am truly overwhelmed with empathy.
- Your creativity, along with your religious and scientific impulse will be missed.
- Hillarious! No, I mean tragic, very sad. I am... sad.
- The violation of this moral standard has produced within me an effective state of inner conflict.
- No matter how many times I take a life, it still hollows me. *whimpers*
- Oooh! Who has gum?
- Take consolation in the fact that we are all of one universal mind connected in a vast sea of energy.
- Feel free to swat me on the hindquarters... Now, or at any time!
- May you find... peace... or at least, good Mexican food.
- Can I do the catterpillar now, or is the excessive kill celebration rules still in effect?
- Surely the angels have him now, or possibly, one of the crowned princesses of hell. Depends on his lifestyle choices.
- Thus far, events beyond our control, will or intention have been in direct opposition to desire of results.
- I have destroyed their turret, diminishing both their defensive capability, and their ability to initiate controlled avalanches to stabilise areas near ski resorts. (2 versions)